Hello You

One day I had a kid. I called him Ethan. I was bored at home watching Ethan.
There is only so many times I can watch Teletubbies.

Had an idea for an online store. I had no money.
Had to Google “How to create a website”.

I made the site and launched it.

None of my friends bought from my store. I was upset.
They asked me to create a website for them instead. So I did.
They asked me to create a website for their friends. So I did.
Someone said “Can you teach me?”. So I did.
Someone said “You should teach on YouTube.” So I did.

Ethan is almost 9… He is my muse. We have graduated to Minecraft now.
I can handle that.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
 Don’t try and sell shit to your friends and if you ask me nicely, I might do something for you. 

WHAT I’M MOST PROUD OF
Some of my work gets acknowledged on design blogs
I was once nominated for an award.
Companies hire me to make tutorials for their customers. 
I was approached by Essence Magazine to talk about tech.
Marie Forleo once called me “badass”
I have taught thousands of people around the world
WHAT I DO OFFLINE
DJ 
Crime documentaries 
Produce Music 
Sew
Meditate
Read Tarot